Tweets for 2009-06-17

Posted: June 17, 2009
Filed: Twitters



Tweets for 2009-06-16

Posted: June 16, 2009
Filed: Twitters


  • Every morning I wake up and check Google Analytics/Webmaster tools/Adsense for my new startups. Amazed. Thrilled. Awesome. Really taking off #

  • For 3 days now my unique visits have steadily over quadrupled and I’ve tripled some goal conversions. Wtf? Who am I?! #

  • Totally excited. Many of the target keywords/phrases I went for are ranking SERP positions 4-14 out of several million. Ok. Shutting up now. #

  • @mysmileisarifle Congratulations! in reply to @mysmileisarifle #

  • Let the dancing/singing/loud playing of Imagination Movers music commence. I think one of these days my computer needs to “break” *cough* =P #

  • I think what gets me is that my motherly instincts actually find these musically acting men..attractive. Merely because they appeal to kids! #

  • God, I can’t believe I just admitted to being attracted to the Imagination Movers on fucking Twitter. http://bit.ly/QoiaJ #

  • instant action shirts from busted tees http://is.gd/13ups (advert) #

  • @fortyseven It’s funny you ask that, I just closed my be-a-magpie acct right after that last (advert). BeAMagpie posts the ones I approve. in reply to @fortyseven #

  • @fortyseven I didn’t realize they were going to continuously post the SAME advert, which is quite annoying to myself and others I’m sure. in reply to @fortyseven #

  • Poor Robert Pattinson getting mobbed in NYC. Is that a TWILIGHT bag on that distressed chick? Looks like the font http://bit.ly/23bDX #

  • @kalen If I’m sick from an illness, I’ll have a bucket handy. If there’s no bucket, I’ll go for the bathroom sink. in reply to @kalen #

  • @kalen However,back in the days when I’d get too drunk I’d go for the toilet since the sheer grossness of it made me puke more (good thing) in reply to @kalen #

  • Holy fucking <insert slew of obscenities> I think I’m going to choke on my own air I’m so nervous. #

  • Is the room moving itself because I’m just sitting here… #


Tweets for 2009-06-15

Posted: June 15, 2009
Filed: Twitters


  • “Who wants ranged weapons? YOU DO!” <3 Fable 2 #

  • @fortyseven Lol. *will not admit to buying one of each, and Horde doesn’t taste the best* in reply to @fortyseven #

  • Want. RT: @thinkgeek: In case of embarrassing/inappropriate/stupid tweet, cloak thyself in the Twitter o_O icon shirt: http://cli.gs/8esVmA #

  • You know what just fucking pisses me off? I leave the fan on in my room, blowing in, to go work out. Come back to smell nothing but SKUNK. #

  • So now, I get to go to sleep smelling mother fucking skunk all up in my shit. **looks around for paintball gun** Oh yeah, I’ll go there. #

  • @Effigie Me neither. SHE’S TEASING US THAT DOOCE. in reply to @Effigie #

  • @Effigie I can only imagine the amount of traffic stress that server is getting right now. Poor thing! in reply to @Effigie #

  • @Effigie Dooce finally did load. Though looking at how many comments are being posted per minute, I won’t be surprised if the server crashes in reply to @Effigie #

  • I’m doing this. And no one is gonna stop me. ‘Cause I ain’t sayin shit to anybody. It will be fun. I think. I hope. I’m in control. Totally. #

  • Now, to fall asleep while playing Fable 2. Yay Depression/Insomnia. Games are only thing to take my mind off and allow me to fall asleep. #

  • It’s totally okay though, ’cause I do it while laying on my belly so I don’t fall asleep sitting up. Who am I kidding? I’m pathetic =\ #


Tweets for 2009-06-14

Posted: June 14, 2009
Filed: Twitters


  • instant action shirts from busted tees http://is.gd/11qf0 (advert) #

  • My fucking ass inner thigh and some other foreign muscles I had no clue existed inside my body, hurt so bad. #

  • I blame it on lunges. Too many lunges. And side lunges. And squats. All mixed w/an upper body workout. WTF JILLIAN? http://bit.ly/lBDIh #

  • I will say though, doing Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred, combined with my daily use of the Wii Fit, has turned my flat ass into an ass again! #

  • @geektalkus I didn’t have any trouble w/ #wp 2.8. ONE plugin, but the author updated it and since everything is just fine. in reply to @geektalkus #

  • http://twitpic.com/7e57a - Late breakfast of champions. #


Tweets for 2009-06-13

Posted: June 13, 2009
Filed: Twitters


  • i can get through this…. #

  • im beginning to doubt anything i ever felt and ever thought.. about anything.. #

  • 8th place on a SERP for a target key phrase I was going for. Ty. Ty. Google <3 #

  • is sad that the sushi place was out of rice paper and couldn’t make her avocado rolls. /cry #

  • Just got done using Wii Fit. Now I’m bored. Someone save me. #

  • Still obsessively listening to Evans Blue. For days now. And Imagination Movers is creeping up in library position http://bit.ly/1RXl5 #

  • Hahahahah http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/ #

  • Speechless http://bit.ly/nrpD4 #

  • @dooce wtg in reply to @dooce #



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